Posted by athompson on 8/9/2009 9:49 PM Life    shopping, dating

OK, so you're in the supermarket shopping for your weekly chips and chocolate ... don't look at me like that, I can't be the only one with good taste?

Anyway, you see someone pushing the infamous small shopping cart. They're cute. They're just your type. But are they available? Will the boyfriend/girlfriend (delete as applicable) appear just as you move in to deliver the line-that-always-works?

Yes! They are available. Why? Because they are using the small shopping cart. Really.

The smaller cart allows the hands to be on display to show no deal-killing ring. It says, "I don't need a lot of space when buying for one...". The advertising space may even display their phone number. (Be careful with that last tip). Do they have vegetables? This is a clear indication that they work out and look after themselves.

What more proof do you want!? Talk to them!